Funny Fantasy Football Team names!


It is that time of year again when everyone is busy picking their Fantasy Football Teams ahead of the new season. The team at, home of the football t shirt, have compiled a huge list of ideas to help you come up with a funny fantasy football team name!

AC a little silhouette of Milan
Aint got a Kalou
Albion Hungovers
Athletico Madras
Barca Bone Her
Bath a Loner
Bayer Leverarchfile
Bayer Neverlosin
Bayern Bru
Big Bertha Berlin
Borussia Munchingcuntflaps
Breast Homage Albion
Brown Star Belgrade
Crouch Potato FC
Crystal Phallus
Debbie Does Gallas
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Dynamo Fuchtherest
Dyslexia Untied
Fake Madrid


FC Twente Bensons
Fred West Ham
Gary Glitter’s U16′s
Grass Smokers Zurich
Gwladys Street Preachers (one for Everton fans only we think)
Hajduk Spliff
Hardly Athletic
HGV Eindhoven
Inter Masister
Inter Minan
Inter Row Z
Inter Yer Mam
Kings of Leon Osman
LSD Eindhoven
Norfolk Enchance
Obi One Kenobi Nil
Outer Milan
PMT Eindhoven
Queens Park Caners
Rapid Viagra
Real Ale Madrid
Real Betis Hotpot
Real Madras
Real Sosobad
RealAle Madrid
Red Star Bellend
Red Stripe Belgrade
S Club 11
Shackthar Senseless
Sheffield Thursday
Sparka Fag
Sporting Abeergut
Sporting Abeergut
Sporting Lesbian
Sporting Lesbian
Sporting Sideburns
Steaua Needarest
Substandard Liege
Surreal Madrid
Torpedo Belgrano
Unathletic Madrid
Unreal Madrid
Veni Vidic Vici
Weder Beermen
Wii Not Fit
Your Mums Athletic

and below are some real funny football team names….!
Always Ready
Botswana Meat Commissio
Chaco For Ever
Deportivo Moron
Deportivo Wanka
Golden Bush
Golf Leopard
Hearts of Oak
Home Sweepers
Insurance Management Be
Joe Public
Killer Giants
King Faisal Babies
Lov Ham
Man Machine
Motor Action
Naughty Boys
Newells Old Boys
Playtime Tigers
Semen Padang
The Strongest
Total Big Bullets
Triple Action
Wankie FC
Young Boys Berne

Don’t forget you can join Soccerprint Football T-Shirts  Online Fantasy Football Mini League here

The League Code  is 849213-209980 and there are prizes available throughout the season.


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